You can't hear a single word against Delhi from an Outsider
You keep on cribbing about Delhi's pollution, traffic, unsafety and crowd all the time, but you cant hear anything against it from someone else. The moment an outsider says a word against it, you turn into fumes and you will come up with hundreds reasons to prove that person wrong and convince him how awesome Delhi is.
You can't imagine living in any other state except Delhi. The thought itself gives you chills.
you cant live anywhere except Delhi. Even if you move out, you will miss everything about it, even the traffic, the Delhi winters. You feel as if world is collapsing around you. Just like Delhi is nothing without Delhiwallas, A true Delhiite feels incomplete without Delhi.
No one can beat you in metro 'seat grab race' and you know all Jugaads of traveling in Delhi Metro
You are a expert when it comes to traveling in metro, you know exact time and station to an empty metro, and you know how to squeeze into smallest of place to grab a seat in metro. You are avid athlete when it comes to running for your metro seat or making way in and out of Rajiv chowk
You are a foodie and love trying all cuisine but nothing can beat the pleasure of eating Delhi street food!
You simply love Delhi chaat, gol gappas, Chole Bhature, tikki, Butter chicken and in-numerous food varieties that Delhi has to offer. you love going to different places and try all kinds of food but street food is you all time favorite you hog it like anything. You take food very seriously and it is very hard to convince your palate. Good food is all you want and you never settle for anything average.
You never miss out a chance on bargaining and you are pretty good at it!
Bargaining lies in you blood. your bargaining skills can even put even the best negotiator's skill to shame and why not, when you have places like sarojini nagar, janpath, lajpat nagar, kamla nagar and the over smart autowalas and rickshawwallas to train you from childhood on how to bargain.
You are a really deal cracker and know how to get best deals.
You Frown when people compare Noida or Gurgaon with Delhi.
Never ever compare NCR with Delhi. You know what difference it is between "Gurgaon", Noida and Delhi. So you are always up with arms when someone calls noida or Gurgaon to be Delhi.
One can never mess with a Delhiwalla on this.
Only you know the true joy of eating ice cream on a cold winter night at India Gate
While everyone else shivers and banter about Delhi Winter, You actually wait for it to have ice cream Because only you know the ultimate joy of having you favorite ice cream on cold winter night at India gate. Well yeah call us crazy, but we enjoy our craziness.
You take Privilege in calling yourself a Delhiite
Because you don't become a Delhiite overnight, you are born like it.
You can never Give up on Delhi
Because you love Delhi too much to give up on no matter its Cons.
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